The Lair of Turo

fuckyeahredhair:

patrick wolf, as requested.

i fucking love patrick wolf!

johnjohnnyyjohn:

readthisblgandgetstnd:

So apparently my friend said that owning or having a White Lighter brings bad luck or “heat” because of white cop cars. Personally, i dont believe it because i always own White Bics. But fuck, im so superstitious.

I always have smoked whites, and I prefer them and always have one. that or red

white lighters are awesome and go well with rainbow pipes. unfortunately, the white lighter stigma exists in the town next to mine and i follow it religiously. (really, paranoid stoners cannot get too cocky.)

annacannabis:

deadashistory:

lilbritt:

It’s the money shot.

This.

please tell me thats a mcgangbang jose marry me

THAT IS NOT MCDONALDS. IMITATION MCGANGBANG? EITHER WAY MARRY ME

Is this… Can it be… The McDoublefuck? One hot and spicy McChicken smushed between the beef and buns of a mcdouble for only two seventeen after tax? The cheapest big sandwich, the most legendary of all sandwiches, the killer of munchies and saver of penny pinchers, can this possibly be the mcdoublefuck?
I almost can’t tell. :3

Name: Hayley  
Tumblr Name: Turo, also anglicized as Tu-ro
Birthday: 10/7/91
Age: 18
Location: Phoenix, AZ
Current school/job: KFC Minion
Sexual orientation: Open to suggestion
Status: Fuck it

Random fact about yourself: I live vicariously through everything and everybody. It’s commonly known among my friends that I’m a little “weird” and I admit that my fantasies are better than reality about 80% of the time. It’s a tragic hobby, sucking off of others lives, but its’ a reason to get out of the house and off of facebook/tumblr.
Hobbies/Interests: Music!  Dance clubs, spooky things,  cats, old religions and magic/smoking
Do you smoke/drink: I need to cut back on smokes, I drink on occasion and I get retarded on weed. Its okay though, I’m working towards spiritual revelation.
Favorite Tumblr blogs?: GIRLGONEWEED! annacannabis, fuckyeahweedthe tumblr about redheaded girls and the one about lord of the rings.
Why Tumblr?: I’ve tried the livejournal format and it worked for a couple years, until drama and a declining readership drove me to quit. Also, twitter is too pithy and I’m really quite longwinded and philosophical. I also smoke lots of weed for my geographical location for the amount/quality to be considered normal, so being friends with a whole bunch of nice californian stoners really helps my hobby grow and lets me branch out without really branching out at all. Stoners are really only friends with other stoners, after all.

annacannabis:

ex-genius:

(via doomriver)

Fucking Brilliant.

fave movie? scarface.

saguar-bro is a funny pun, but i’m telling you californians suffering from brocal that the saguar-bros are stronger and more infectious than yours.